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Jokes
What is a rabbits favourite kind of story?
A one with a hoppy ending!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why do gorillas have big fingers?
Because they have big nostrils!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! 🥕
What do whales eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
How much does a rainbow weigh?
Not much, they're pretty light.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
A father is washing the car with his son. His son says...
"Dad, why can't you use a sponge?"
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
2 fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says...
"Any idea how to drive this thing?"
Riddles
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map!
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no rooms. I can be opened but have no doors. What am I?
A computer!
I have a face, two hands, but no feet. What am I?
A clock!
Facts
There are more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than there are stars in the solar system.
Light travels so fast that, from a photon's point of view, no time passes at all. A photon leaving a star millions of light years away arrives instantly — at least, from its own perspective.
Your body produces more heat per unit volume than the sun. The sun's core is incredibly hot, but spread across its enormous volume, it only generates about 276 watts per cubic metre. Your body manages over 1,000. The sun is just really, really big.
Quotes
Dad: there are somethings that there isn't an answer to.
Joseph (5y): yep, like how many blue things there are. no one knows that.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe